My moms been giving me alot of crap for my foul language so I wasn't going to post these poems, but everyone liked them so much, and i'm an adult, so I decided to post them anyways:) Curse words are sort of a by-product of serving 5 years in the Navy!
JP
Dear John-Paul, Last night you got super sh*t-faced
From the way you acted, I think your drink was laced.
I think you have been spending too much time with Milo, your evil cat.
Because where else would you learn to pounce and tackle like that!
The tackling thing was probably Mike’s idea!
Seriously, I hope that dude gets diarrhea!
It’s ok though because normally you’re the most mild mannered person I know
If you are ever mad, you most certainly never let it show.
You, Angie and I are all super accident prone
We’ve collectively had injuries including my brain, Angie’s face, and your collar bone.
My favorite thing this year was to ride bikes with you guys that are fix geared.
My least favorite this year was when you got drunk and tried to eat my beard.
Andy
Dear Andy Pappi
Last night Batmosh got in a scrappy
You roundhouse kicked some guy in the face
And probably sent his head flying into outer space
But anyways, I enjoy hanging out with you
And all of the rest of the Batmosh Crew
You’re a good friend because you don’t c**k block me like Mike does
But hey, he has an excuse; he likes to catch a buzz
When it comes to saying witty things, you really have a knack
But you would be a better friend if you grew your mustache back!
You have the coolest car in the history of mankind
Were both so American that it would probably be dangerous if our powers combined!
these are the best poems ever written. you should write a book.
ReplyDeleteHaha! thanks:)
ReplyDeleteThey were good. ---AND I know if you're smart enough to come up with all of that you're smart enough to come up with words other that the ugly ones.---- Does anyone know you actually were taken to church for 18 yrs?......You know I'd check on the blog and see that comment about me and have to write don't you....Love ya MOM
ReplyDeleteThanks mom
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Geof
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